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So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
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Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Are infrared sauna blankets safe to use at home?
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Is there a way to use men’s hair gel that doesn’t make your hair dry and crunchy?
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Anyone think Andrew Tate can become prime minister of the UK with Elon Musk backing using X?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
What do you like the most about black people?
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?
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Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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