What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 08:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

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Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

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Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

What do you like the most about black people?

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What were my 10 favorite great rock albums that were either forgotten or hardly known by the rock community at large during 1965-‘75?

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

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Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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